Cuddle is not enough

I WONDER if my girl is confused about her sexuality.

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We cuddle all the time but haven’t had intercourse in over a year.

She boasts to mates that we enjoy a brilliant love life, but her idea of sex is very different to mine.

When I suggest an early night, she visibly shudders and says, “We won't get naked and do all that yucky stuff, will we?”