That's swan hell of a story, Nigel

I HEAR Nigel Farage likes dressing up in women's clothes.

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Fancy frock, face full of makeup and singing at the top of his lungs the Monty Python song: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day.

"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa."

I have absolutely no evidence of this of course. It is most likely a total fabrication.

Even if he did, it's not an issue. Each to their own and all.

I'm just saying. Just as Nige casually accuses foreigners of eating swans without caring whether it is true. If he doesn't want to deal with facts then why should we?

The swans line is a vicious slur straight out of his pal Donald Trump's playbook.