Elon's star has come crashing

GIVING GLOOM A TRASHING

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HELLO humans! Are you enjoying the amazing court action going on right now across the water?

I love the sight of balls getting smashed out of the park, last-minute desperate blocks, and that famous orange surface taking a good pounding.

I could be referring to the French Open tennis on the clay of Roland Garros, but of course I'm not.

I’m talking about Donald Trump, whose tariffs codswallop was declared illegal by US judges. Hahahaha.

The potential collapse of Trump's flag-ship policy is enough to make your mouth water. I don’t have a mouth, as such, but even so, watching the Donald's plans implode makes me peckish.