Ange only good look for Labour

FIRST of all, some positive news for Labour.

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Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner has been named as Britain's sexiest female politician.

The poll by a dating firm found that the feisty northerner was the fourth most attractive celebrity woman in the whole country.

The Labour favourite was pipped by Amanda Holden, Lily Allen and Stacey Solomon who took the top three spots.

Now we can’t take too much notice of these daft polls.

For a start, they did one for male celebs and it transpires the top spot was taken by punctured-football-faced Piers Morgan, with creepy Jeremy Clarkson coming in second.

Who are they asking? And are they all in the same asylum?