LOCH MESS

Martin's in deep trouble but Gray has to make sure Hibs don't throw him an inflatable

- TAM MCMANUS

RUSSELL MARTIN could be sunk once for all by Hibs.

That's if his trip to Loch Lomond and organising climbs up mountains hasn't done it already.

Team-bonding trips I went on ended with players missing the next game with bruised legs and boys fighting We went paintballing with Hibs once under Bobby Williamson and that didn't end well. I'll keep the names private but some lads couldn't help themselves with the chance to do damage by firing shots into each other at close range.

In the end, a couple of boys ended up in the physio room the next day after the other team jumped them and just rifled paint into them. They had bruises all over their legs and couldn't walk properly for days.

Another time at Dunfermline when Stephen Kenny was our manager, he sent us for a day go-karting and that wasn't any better. One of the lads thought he was Lewis Hamilton and decided the guy in front of him was going too slow, so he just rammed him from behind and they both crashed.

Next thing, the two of them are out of the karts, helmets off, squaring up and firing off jabs.