BILLY VUNIPOLA revealed he never knows when to call time on a night out in the wake of his Spanish arrest on a team social last week.
The Saracens No.8 also said he sobbed down the phone to wife Simmone and had an awkward chat to his mother, Iesinga, who is a Methodist minister, after he had spent a night in the cells.
Vunipola was tasered twice by police at around 4am on Sunday, with staff at Palma's Epic bar unable to eject him after downing four amaretto and orange juices to finish off the evening.
Saracens have drawn a line under the episode, which saw Vunipola fined 240 euros and handed a four-month suspended jail sentence.
But the RFU could still charge the back row with bringing the game into disrepute.
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