Give it a dry
Daily Mirror UK
|January 01, 2026
Poll says half of blokes need a pint to be funny, but the joke could be on them
A MAN walks into a bar... we have all heard the jokes, but this time he's ordering a soft drink.
As Dry January dawns, a poll reveals that almost half of blokes (48%) say they are funnier when they have had a pint.
But relying on alcohol for humour might mean more than a hangover.
Alcohol Change UK has launched a campaign to prove that the banter does not stop when the booze stops flowing.
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