Madonna's family affair

AS I gaze up, all I can see is Madonna's bottom floating above my head, gyrating on a Perspex platform and, frankly, there is nowhere to look.

- TOM BRYANT

5/5

It's one of many wonderful barmy moments that kept on coming during a 150-minute set, brimming with originality and endless talking points, including being joined by her children Lourdes, 27, David, 18, Mercy, 17, and Estere, 11.

The biggest talking point how does she do it?

For a 65-year-old who cheated death this summer following a stint in intensive care, this was a comeback worthy of Lazarus.

She simulated sex with topless dancers, shared a kiss with another, all while clad in fishnets and negligee.

Talk about putting the sex in sexagenarian.