Could a salmon sperm cocktail rejuvenate my 'Ozempic face'?

After years of yo-yo dieting, no one was more delighted than CAROLE MALONE when she shed almost four stone... except possibly her dog Murphy. But rapid weight loss left her dreading mirrors. Step forward Dr Zoya Diwan and her non- surgical cure for sunken skin

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and after her treatment, above. Right, comfortably

BEST not to get too close to Dr Zoya, if you have any qualms about your face, because hers is exquisite. It's so exquisite that I wanted to throw mine headlong into Vanessa's canapés after meeting her.

But then she is a living, breathing advert for the natural look aesthetics her business is all about.

So, there I was banging on about my "sunken" face, but she was incredibly positive: "I can do something about that."

Two weeks later, I was sitting in her Trikwan Clinic on London's South Molton Street, having photographs taken so she could see just how bad the damage was and what needed to be done.

Now, it's one thing to look in your own mirror at home and think your face isn't looking good, but it's quite another being confronted with sharp, closeup pics which throw up every little (and big) fault in gory detail. She told me I'd lost lots of fat in my face, that my collagen reserves were depleted, the skin layers were dehydrated and a lot of elasticity had gone.

"Fix it please - and fast," I begged.