Bringing us up to speed

HAVE you ever been nabbed by a speed camera? Would you relish the chance to appear on a TV programme and vent your fury about the injustice of it all? If so, may I offer you a bit of advice? Don't bother.

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Seriously, don’t even think about it. I say this not because I don’t feel your anger, pain frustration etc., but because I fear your argument would come across as somewhat lame. As indeed would mine, I hasten to add, if I were to do likewise.

I've just been watching a programme called SPEED

don't come across terribly well.