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WHAT'S the best-selling breakfast cereal in Spain? Any idea? Well, would you be sur- prised if I told you it was Especial Qué? You jolly well should be, because it isn’t. Of course not. That was just a terrible joke I needed to get out of my system.

- By MIKE WARD, television critic

In my defence, it came into my head while watching tonight's Inside The Factory. This episode takes us to Wrexham ~ or it takes host Paddy McGuinness there. Personally I rarely leave the house, you can probably tell - to the place where they churn out boxes of Kellogg’s stuff. Some 120 million a year, before you ask, in a factory apparently “the size of seven football pitches’ although I'd have thought that depended on whose