For Your Eyes Only: Cosmo Confessays

The least-safe-for-work true sex stories we've ever published.

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1 The Night I Became a "Daddy Girl Forever Altered THE Course of My Sex Life

You could say I've had sex with my share of daddies-by which I mean men who have literally fathered children as well as hot, dominant, sexy-older man types. But actually calling any of these men "Daddy" out loud? That always felt a bit on the nose. As a teen of the 2010s who would get ready for school listening to Lana Del Rey's Born to Die album, the whole "Daddy" thing felt more like a campy shtick than something I could imagine anyone actually saying with any level of erotic authenticity.

That is, of course, until my night in bed at a 5-star hotel with yet another man old enough to be my father. We were a workplace scandal waiting to happen, the most cliché of sordid clichés: the 22-year-old assistant and the married executive with a reputation. The kind of thing you can't possibly imagine still happens because, Jesus Christ, this isn't Mad Men, and yet it somehow still happens all the time. And because I have a somewhat unflattering, occasionally inconvenient, and often frowned-upon thing for the illicit, I couldn't help myself.

It started the way it usually does-innocuous work emails that turn into maybe-unnecessary work phone calls (and holy shit, this guy's voice is sexy) that turn into late-night texting. We were talking about work, then we weren't. At around 2:30 a.m. one night, he let me know that he was going to be back in town the next week (he'd been away doing Big Shot things since I'd started my job, so we'd never actually met IRL) and said we should "grab a drink and talk shop."

Got him, I thought.