TIME FOR ANDERSON TO FLY THE COOP!

Potty-mouthed CNN anchor’s weird exit plan

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LOOSE cannon Anderson Cooper seemed to shoot himself in the foot again on national television - but insiders wonder if the beleaguered CNN anchor's bizarre behavior was orchestrated to grease the skids for his own departure! Sources spill that the network's former primetime ratings king stunned viewers and enraged execs by hurling an X-rated insult after New Hampshire's former governor Chris Sununu defended the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) and its leader Elon Musk, who claims to be rooting out massive federal waste and mismanagement of taxpayer dollars.

After Sununu argued that Musk offered "specific examples off the top of his head of where the corruption and fraud were," cocky Cooper clucked, "Don't be a dick!"