PENTAGON UFO SKEPTIC KICKED INTO STRATOSPHERE!

Honcho packs bags after turning blind eye to evidence of aliens

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PENTAGON UFO chief Sean Kirkpatrick is leaving his position after vehemently insisting aliens aren’t real despite a damning avalanche of proof, say critics, in a shocking shakeup at the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) — the Department of Defense silo tasked with tracking the ominous crafts buzzing our nation’s skies!

Sources snitch the embattled physicist’s departure from AARO — which is slated for year’s end — follows months of controversy that left the division with egg on its face!

Pundits have charged the former CIA officer dutifully perpetuated the government’s decades-long whitewash of UFOs and concealed data suggesting otherworldly ETs routinely visit our planet!

Lisa Fine — author of an online petition calling for Kirkpatrick’s removal, which garnered almost 2,000 signatures — fumes the federal official “repeatedly lied to the American people about a lack of evidence concerning UFOs!”