OH, LARDY!

Tubby Trump gains 60 lbs. on fast track to fast-food diet disaster

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FORMER President Donald Trump has blown up like a beached whale since leaving office, and insiders say the tubby tycoon is smashing the scales at a life-threatening 300 pounds!

Sources and medical experts believe The Donald's fattening fast food diet has helped to heap an unsightly 60 pounds on his 6-foot-3 frame - and he's fast-tracking himself to an early grave even as he faces criminal probes and was humiliated by an FBI search party raiding his Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago.

"Trump eats like an eight-year-old," dishes an insider close to the rapidly expanding former commander-in-chief. "He exists on a 5,000-caloriea-day diet of burgers, fries, fried chicken and sugary snacks and the results speak for themselves."