TILL DEATH DO US PART

Clinton divorce is off as Hillary plans Bill’s funeral

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Bill, seated with Hillary, appeared to nod off at the June 18 opening of the Barack Obama Presidential Center

HARD-NOSED Hillary Clinton has called off her rumored divorce from former horndog-in-chief Bill Clinton in a major about-face — and is instead planning an elaborate funeral for the frail ex-president, who appeared unsteady and seemed to struggle to speak at a recent public event, sources say.

While the Clintons have remained mum about any arrangements, tipsters tell GLOBE the former first lady plans a traditional funeral Mass for her skirt-chasing spouse at Washington National Cathedral in D.C., followed by burial on the grounds of the William J. Clinton Presidential Library and Museum in Little Rock, Ark.

“All current living presidents have plans in the works for a state funeral,” notes Elizabeth Hargrove, a spokesperson for the church.

Leon Wagener, a presidential historian who has penned four books about the Clintons, tells GLOBE he believes 79-year-old Bill’s top secret funeral plans may bizarrely include the request to be interred in his library’s 14,000-square-foot rooftop garden — which features a putting green!

A security team member carried a medical device as the former president departed the Hamptons last summer