PENTAGON INSISTS UFOS AREN'T REAL!

New report shoots whistleblowers’ claims out of sky!

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AFTER decades of ignoring UFO sightings, the Pentagon opened an office to investigate the phenomenon and now declares there’s no evidence space aliens have been visiting Earth — or even exist!

But a source suspects the conclu sion is just another Deep State cover-up, saying, “Congress ordered up this report ’cause there’s been a lot of renewed interest about UFOs. So the whole thing may just be a tactic to divert attention elsewhere or cover it up altogether.”