Absentminded! Who? Me!

When nothing gets done despite being busy all day

- Smt. Rita Chhablani

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition! A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it goes. I decide to wash the car today for a change. Gung ho, car keys in hand, I march towards the garage and notice the mail lying on the table. Ok, I am going to wash the car, but first I am going through the mail.

I lay the car keys down and begin discarding the junk mail when my eyes happen to fall on the trash can. It is full. Ok, I will put the bills on my desk, go back in, return to take the trash can out, but I think that since I will be near the mail box outside, I’ll pay these few bills first.