WICKED WITCH BOTTLES!

Black magic totems wash ashore in Texas

CLEVER ΚΑΤΕ DODGES SLY QUEEN'S CLAWS

CONNIVING Queen Camilla has launched two new salvos against her nemesis Princess Kate, pushing their simmering palace rivalry to the brink of all-out war, palace courtiers dish.

HALL: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT!

Music dies as he sues Oates

BOASTFUL BACHELOR PADS EGO!

GERIATRIC gigolo Gerry Turner has gone totally Hollywood, thanks to his starring role on the groundbreaking new dating show The Golden Bachelor, and sources reveal his friends are pleading with him to come back down to Earth!

MORE GALS BRAND DIDDY A PREDATOR

RAP mogul Sean \"Diddy\" Combs was hit with an avalanche of new rape allegations days after the billionaire Bad Boy Records boss bought his way out an explosive $30 million sex abuse lawsuit filed by singer Casandra \"Cassie\" Ventura! Joi Dickerson-Neal charges the I'll Be Missing You rapper, 54, drugged and raped her in 1991 and videotaped the revolting attack!

CRUNCH TIME!

Jailbird Jen helps Theranos crook belly up to bars!

JFK ASSASSINATION: THE TERRIBLE TRUTH

Dallas ER doctors expose cover-up & reveal prez wasn't shot from behind!

TV CHATTERBOX KELLY SILENCED!

DAYTIME dynamo Kelly Ripa was missing from a recent Live broadcast because the busy motormouth got silenced by a sudden case of laryngitis!

BIJOU PARTYING AS PERV DANNY ROTS IN PRISON

BOLD Bijou Phillips has moved on from That '70s Show star Danny Masterson and is going out on the town with well-heeled pals while the reviled rapist turns rancid behind bars, tipsters exclusively tell The National ENQUIRER.

CHINA UNLEASHES NEW KILLER BUG!

Disease linked to bioweapons labs spreading fast as Beijing buries truth

ROLLING STONES MED TEAM READY TO START THEM UP!

CREAKY Rolling Stones rockers Mick Jagger, 80, Keith Richards, 80, and Ronnie Wood, 76, used to be mobbed by gaggles of gorgeous groupies - but for their upcoming tour, they're surrounding themselves with the best full-time medical team money can buy!

CIA IS HIDING 9 CRASHED UFOS!

Spaceships used to build Pentagon superweapons

RAGING BULL GOES BONKERS AGAIN!

Suffers shocking public meltdown

OZZY OUTBURSTS ON THE RISE AS TIME RUNS OUT!

CANTANKEROUS Ozzy Osbourne's crippled body and constant pain are causing the ranting rocker to lash out, according to sources who fear the Crazy Train singer is on the fast track to his final days!

TAYLOR & TRAVIS PLAY HOUSE IN TRIAL MARRIAGE!

POP star Taylor Swift is saying \"I do\" to a trial marriage with Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce after wrapping the South American leg of her wildly successful Eras Tour, sources dish.

LYIN' BRIAN PREPPING COMEBACK!

NEWSMAN Brian Williams is eyeing a return to TV nearly two years after saying so long to MSNBC - and the reformed fibber is hoping to hook a spot with CNN, tipsters tattle.

SQUID GAMERS: WE WERE PLAYED FOR SUCKERS!

RAGGED contestants from Squid Game: The Challenge exclusively tell The National ENQUIRER they were starved and exposed to freezing temperatures while filming the Netflix reality spinoff!

KIM GETS CAANNED IN NETFLIX CUTS!

Network slashes lineup after Hollywood strikes

TRAVOLTA'S REVOLT!

PROTECTIVE papa John Travolta fears the Church of Scientology wants to sink its claws into his daughter, Ella Bleu  so he’s told the organization’s bigwigs to lay off his girl, sources spill.

SUPERMAN DEAN GETS SUPER-SIZED!

SHOCKING photos of bloated and unrecognizable former TV Superman Dean Cain have insiders and medical professionals fearing the actor is eating himself to death!

WILL'S GAY SEX SCANDAL SINKS JADA DIVORCE!

Cagey couple are sticking together to weather storm

HARD TIMES FOR TIGER!

Women steer clear of horndog outcast

CHINA READIES ARMY OF 8 KILLER VIRUSES!

Targets West with bioweapons from secret lab of death

SCIENTOLOGY'S SECRIETS EXPOSED!

A-listers enjoy luxury lives as workers sweat for $30 a week

RFK WIDOW'S SAD FINAL DAYS

Matriarch Ethel tormented as Kennedy clan is ripped apart

VAMPIRE EXI STILL BLEEDING PHIL DRY!

CRIPPLED rocker Phil Collins is spending his final days in misery as money-hungry exwife Orianne Cevey auctions off his once-cherished belongings, sources spill.

AILING OZZY GIVES UP THE GHOST!

Relives past glory as he counts down his final days

BAD BOY DIDDY DODGES A BULLET!

Quickly settles with ex-lover suing him for rape and abuse

OLIVIA HOPES CHRIS WILL BE HER ROCK!

SCANDAL-scarred Olivia Wilde is desperate to date comedian Chris Rock, hoping the hookup will repair her tattered reputation, sources tell The National ENQUIRER!

BLUE BLOODS BLEEDS OUT!

BLEEDS Cop drama closing after short season