Katy's Confession - ‘I Humped Tom Cruise!'

Well, here’s a new one! While most of us just got detention for chatting to our mates in class or failing to hand in homework, Katy Perry’s revealed she got suspended from school for three days in the sixth grade for “making sexual motions” towards a tree she was pretending was Tom Cruise. Awkies!

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The star shared the 1996 letter from Santa Barbara Christian School to her parents listing all of her offences – which also included using “inappropriate language”, “using the Lord’s name in vain”, and performing the Macarena with “sexual overtones” like &