Guilty Pleasures Magazine - March 2018

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Magdalena Frackowiak Is Amazing
I know that Magdalena Frackowiak isn’t nearly as much of a household name as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties, and if you ask me, that’s just not fair. Because judging from this topless photoshoot she did for Zoo, she’s every bit as talented as they are. And by “talented,” I mean, capable of giving me a pants fire in 3 seconds flat, that is… Anyway, I have to assume it’s because of the fact that her name is so tricky to remember. But luckily, I think I can help Magdalena out. All it’ll take is a quick trip to City Hall and for her to suppress her gag reflex long enough to marry a blogger. But personally, I think Maggie Tuna has a great ring to it, don’t you? Call me!