Wife deserves a long service medal for 20 years of marriage

Blaise Tapp's view on life in the UK today

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One of the few golden rules that I've consistently stuck to throughout my adult life is to refrain from offering any form of meaningful advice.

Apart from what's the best way to eat black pudding or how to steam a pan of half decent tasting rice, outside of work, there isn't a great deal else that I feel sufficiently expert at to opine on.

I've had to double down on this rule in recent days while showing off about how Mrs Tapp and I are celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary.