Week of non-stop entertainment at Butlin's

Bognor Regis resort provides delightful trip for all the family

- TOM MORTON

"Our True Intent is All for Your Delight" runs the phrase. It's one which, nicked from A Midsummer Night's Dream, has popped up on Butlin's adverts throughout the years but which now - at least as far as I could see - only appears on the wall of the Splash swimming pool complex at the Bognor Regis site.

After five manic, hectic and ultimately wonderful days there, you can see why the slogan still runs true today, even though we are miles from the original days of knobbly knees competitions. After an exhausting half-term away, we needed to lie down in a darkened room for a bit, but that's not a criticism; in fact quite the opposite.