Trans-trums by sore losers

TOWIE'S Gemma Collins says she's done with Essex and is off to the Cotswolds where she and boyfriend Rami will be the new Posh and Becks - which is never going to happen, unless she loses 10 stone and finds a £455million fortune.

- Carole Malone

But in an interview this week, she raved about the Cotswolds and said: “It suits me. It’s real class.”

Trouble is, she’s not, which became all too apparent when she was driving around the area looking for somewhere to eat and asked two local women where might be good.

They pointed to a pub but warned her it was expensive. Collins took umbrage and sniped back: “Oh, that’s not a problem — I could buy this town.”

Of course she can’t.

But that kind of comment is precisely why she'll never fit in in the Cotswolds - or anywhere else. Because ramming how much money you've got in people’s faces isn't just vulgar, classless and nasty, it also shows how pathetically insecure Collins is, believing money will give her an entrée into any society.

She’s about to find out it won't.

THE RIDICULOUS Lord Cashman — once a two-bit actor in EastEnders — claimed this week that trans people are fleeing abroad seeking asylum — because they’re terrified for their safety after the Supreme Court ruling that said a trans woman isn’t a woman.

Really? Can he name these people?

I doubt it, as it’s believed no one has ever fled Britain to successfully claim asylum in another country. Which is probably why Cashman hasn’t been able to provide a jot of evidence to support his ludicrous claim.