FOLLOW THE STARS FOR SALVATION

NOT for the first time, I have a great idea for a TV show.

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It would be a lifestyle thing, where normal members of the public - i.e. people who hold down jobs, raise families, cook meals, juggle bills etc, and don’t make some huge song and dance about it would ride to the rescue of the famous but infuriatingly inept.

Celebrity types, that is, who can’t change a plug, boil an egg, make a bed, tie their own laces (which I suspect is a high proportion of them, given they're so busy being fabulous).

I'd call it Maybe You're The Ones Who Need Help.

Either that or You're A Celebrity, Get Your Finger Out.