Console the King and send it like Beckham

WE PLODDER-PARENTS - the ones who can’t provide trust funds, yachts, designer togs and surnames that guarantee instant access to international VIP enclaves — could feel smug, but we don’t. Even if we've somehow managed to maintain cordial relations with our own offspring, we are desperately sorry for King Charles and the Beckhams.

- Vanessa Feltz

They are enduring our worst nightmare. We know Harry’s feud with his father is seismic and ferociously public, sending waves of hurt and embarrassment coursing through the Royal Family. We understand Brooklyn Beckham’s failure to show up to any of his father’s 50th birthday extravaganzas doesn’t measure up in force or scale to Harry’s exposing his closest relatives’ “shortcomings” and private conversations in his book Spare — as well as hostile salvoes in interviews with everyone from Oprah to the BBC — but when a child exiles himself from the group and exudes resentment, jealousy or downright malice, the effect on the entire family is a devastatin