Sickly ex trying to weasel way back

HE SAYS I'VE GOT A 'DUTY'

- JANE O'GORMAN

I LEFT my argumentative ex-partner because of his drinking.

Now he's sick and broke and is begging me to look after him. We split in 2022 when I decided to clear out our shed. I had a plan to turn it into a home office.

I hadn't been down there for ages and was shocked to find dozens of empty booze bottles and cans and stacks of old-school porn. There was an old armchair and a dart board too.

I confronted him and he admitted that he used it as a makeshift bar while I was working.

We split a couple of months later after he came home drunk and announced that he'd spent the day bonking his boss - and I could get stuffed if I didn't like it.