'Love nest' let down

STORAGE UNIT ROMPS

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MY boyfriend rents a storage unit. He calls it his “love nest”.

We meet up there for sex.

I bring a black bag stuffed with towels and wet wipes and we deliberately talk loudly about “sorting out our mess” but the only thing inside the unit is a king-sized mattress...

We bonk for a couple of hours with the door firmly shut, no matter what the weather.

It can get pretty hot in there. Then we freshen up and go our separate ways.

He says he loves good, kinky fun. I play along.

But why can he never book a hotel? Just once.