Erl's 'Haal' milk is dairy risky...

SO WE'VE confirmation this week that Erling Haaland is - in fact - some sort of robot Terminator. Roy Keane tried to stop him coming into existence by going after his dad, but his mission failed.

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The Manchester City star has revealed his daily regime, which includes all kinds of weirdness, including a dinner of a tomahawk steak the size of a small child and Light Therapy Baths to keep him young.

But there are also two glasses of raw milk, every day. And that's where