Stout on the lash

BRITS UP FOR CRAIC AT IRISH BOOZERS

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Congratulations. You've made it to your local Irish pub. Whatever else happens tonight, you're going to need a drink.

Don't expect table service, because it's definitely not happening - just head over to the bar and try to look friendly.

Camaraderie is key, so if you're with a group of people, someone's going to need to get a round in. If you dodge your turn or choose more expensive booze when someone else is paying, your mates are entitled to force-feed you a beer mat.

Guinness, obviously. This dark ruby-red stout, right, known fondly as the Black Stuff, has been Ireland's unofficial national drink since 1759.