She's pushing me to go for the snip

I MIGHT WANT A FAMILY

- JUST JANE

MY partner has declared she doesn’t want children.

But my life won’t be complete unless I produce a “Mini Me” – or three.

She’s a wonderful person but very focused on her career. Her sister has two teenage girls who are a nightmare.

I agree I wouldn’t want children like them, but my own kids wouldn’t be obnoxious, would they? I’d bring them up properly.

My partner and I were recently in Seville on a short break when she announced she’s accepting a big promotion at work. On top of that she wants to travel more and move into a city centre flat.

In other words, she’s going the opposite of child-friendly. I was merry on orange wine at the time so said: “Fine by me.” That night we enjoyed amazing sex.

We tried every position, kink and game we could think of.