New boss to nick win

I THINK this week's column is so good you'll have people saying: "Hang it in the Louvre.

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Well you can easily find a spot for it now, as space was freed up after it was robbed last weekend.

I once moaned about the price of a snack at the famous museum, calling it "daylight robbery".

Well it seems like bosses now know how it feels after raiders stole millions worth of jewels.

Some lads in high-vis jackets climbed up a ladder and cut a hole in the glass?