My girlfriend talks dirty in her sleep

BUT IT'S SEX WITH OTHERS

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MY girl talks dirty in her sleep - the only problem is she never mentions me.

She mumbles, shouts and articulates about everyone from the celebrities she fancies to the hunky bloke next door - but I never get a name check.

I'm a poor sleeper and frequently sit and listen to her rambling on into the early hours.

She clearly has a very vivid imagination because most of her content is X-rated. From threesomes and orgies to romps with people we know, there's never a dull moment in her mind.

Sometimes she's a clear as a bell as she describes what she'd like to do to Brad Pitt or Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Other times she talks in riddles - presumably about past lovers.