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Keeping it light for a laugh

September 06, 2025

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Daily Star

★HOW many Gen Z folk does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they need to get someone else to do it for them! Yesterday we revealed new research that shows youngsters are clueless when it comes to basic household tasks from ironing to cleaning a toilet.

✔ Here JAMES MOORE shakes his head and switches on the fun, with some classic lightbulb jokes...

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan do it.

How many pessimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.

How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't, they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it and one to change it back.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It turns itself in.

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