I'VE GOT TRAIT EXPECTATIONS

THE nation has been gripped by a bunch of people trying their best to conceal their real identity.

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They lie and scheme and pretend they are someone they are not to fool others into believing they are on their side.

But that's enough about Keir Starmer and the Labour Party.

Of course I was referring to the The Traitors, which has been a roaring success with this series attracting 12million viewers.