It's term-inal for sad Don

SOMEWHERE high above the clouds on Air Force One, Donald Trump was feeling sorry for himself again.

- CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN

Not about war or poverty, but about the true injustice of our time - that the US Constitution won't let him have a third term.

"The sad thing is," he moaned, "I have my highest numbers ever."

Bless. By "highest numbers" he must mean his cholesterol because the latest YouGov poll puts him at just 39% approval, with 58% of Americans desperate for the credits to roll.

The man who turned the White House into a reality show now wants a trilogy.

But judging by those numbers, America's long since tuned out.

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