HOWZAT

THE Aussies are already flapping over the war of words with your Daily Star - two weeks before the Ashes gets underway.

- by NADEEM BADSHAH

Their dozy media have been left stumped by our “Mr Sledge” Toby Tarrant’s teasing about their veteran side.

Our banter about their team of old codgers drew the edge of the West Australian paper in Perth. It removed its Instagram tag from a video of Toby's jibes.