Hex on friend's ex nobbled his pecker

A PAGAN SPELL TO MAKE PAL'S EX BETTER DAD A WITCH claims she slapped an impotence hex on a friend's ex for being a deadbeat dad.

-  AARON TINNEY

Alexa Thompson, 33, who has been practising the dark arts all her life, says her pagan penis spell was so potent her victim wasn't able to get an erection until he started showing up to see his kids instead of romping with his new partner.