HAMMERS TO SHAKE IT UP

Reds face another loss

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SO how was the Budget for you? I felt like I was being screwed so hard by Rachel Reeves I needed a post-coital cigarette afterwards.

I'm a glass-half-full guy at the best of times but with another hike on alcohol tax coming, my glasses will be filled less than ever.

It was also announced that milkshakes were going to be hit by the sugar tax.

Which is bad news for anyone planning to throw one at Nigel Farage.