Don tale of the crypt..

DOZY Donald Trump says he has no idea who the money-laundering crypto billionaire he personally pardoned is.

- CHRISTOPHER BUCKTIN

Of course not. He just accidentally freed Binance founder Changpeng “CZ” Zhao - the same guy whose company conveniently signed a multibillion-dollar deal with Trump's own shiny new crypto venture. Total coincidence.

Asked why he did it, the 79-year-old president announced: “I don't know who he is... I heard it was a Biden witch hunt.”

Sure. And his family’s World Liberty Financial just fell out of the sky like a magic Bitcoin piñata.

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