BOFFINS BEST AT BOFFIN'

Exhaustive research by, er, boffins, reveals they are definitely very sexy

- SOPHIA PAPAMAVROUDI BOFFINS

Have been crowned the nation's best lovers according to boffins.

Nine in 10 of us say eggheads are better in bed, boffs discovered.

And nearly 60% of us are sexually attracted to highly intelligent people like atom bomb inventor J. Robert Oppenheimer.