BACUNA MATATA

It means no worries for tiny island with a big dream

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DEEP in the Caribbean Sea a football fairy tale is being written by former Sunderland boss Dick Advocaat.

Thursday night's 7-0 thumping of Bermuda has the tiny island of Curacao dreaming of reaching the World Cup.

They sit top of Group B in the third round of the incredibly complicated CONCACAF qualifying system.

A draw against nearest challengers Jamaica on Tuesday will book Advocaat's side their ticket for next summer.

And while many moaned when Gianni Infantino revealed his plan to expand the tournament to 48 teams, nobody on Curacao did.