I’m serious.. We all have to laugh

I'VE always been a glass half empty kind of bloke.

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When it comes to positivity, I'm a combo of Jack Dee, Garfield the cat on a Monday morning and a fella on the high street wearing an End Is Nigh sign.

Probably best if you see me not to ask "how are you?" You'll regret it.

Because strap yourself in and I will tell you, every last cough and splutter and moan until you're as depressed as I am.

And recent events have made me even more down in the dumps.

Forget whether the glass is half full or half empty, my glass has been smashed to smithereens and thrown into the burning pits of hell.

It's sure been bleak out there. What with a terrorist targeting a synagogue, a right-wing activist assassinated in the US and heated rallies every week.

Sickening devastation in Gaza and an endless war in Ukraine.