Forrest Trump's a choccy horror

THERE is a famous American story about a man who is not so bright but ends up in the White House.

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A guy of substandard intelligence who gets to travel the world and ends up stinking rich.

A low IQ individual who achieves great things because he is oblivious to his disability.

Who has supreme confidence in his actions because of those who support him.

No, not Forrest Gump. I’m talking about Donald “Forrest” Trump.

Life is like a bunch of tariffs. You never know what you're going to get.

I bring this comparison up because I’m genuinely concerned. This isn’t a movie about a lovable, good-hearted bloke played by Tom Hanks.

This is the so called leader of the free world. And he is quite possibly an imbecile.