Claudia's dress rehearsal

So as not to spoil your enjoyment of THE CELEBRITY TRAITORS, which starts tonight (BBC1, 9pm), I've been asked by the BBC to keep certain details a secret. Which is fair enough, of course.

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Why would you bother watching if you knew what was going to happen? That would be absolute madness.

Obviously, it's fine for me to mention the people competing.

Their names were announced a while back. I'll spare you the whole list, but they include Stephen Fry, Clare Balding, Jonathan Ross, Celia Imrie, Alan Carr, Kate Winkleman is still very much in charge. What I've been politely asked not to discuss, on pain of death (well, kind of) are Claudia's outfits, the celebrities' missions and the identities of those chosen to be traitors.