True Pearls: Comedian George Carlin (1937-2008)

I think I am, therefore, I am...I think.

- RICHARD HOUSE

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners.

It's a big club and you ain't in it.

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

The news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class - the people who run things.

Don't just teach your children to read... Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.

I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe anything the government says'.

If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done.