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Remember when it didn't take nine years to put out 34 episodes of a TV show?

- By Team Brunch [e-mail]

Watching the clock. The first season of Stranger Things was in 2016. We're only getting the final season this year. The monsters are scary. The grown adults playing little kids is creepy. Meanwhile, Wednesday, which released in 2022, will release S2 this year. Poor Pugsley Addams looks like someone fed him a growth potion. Why can't they film two seasons side-by-side?

Staying biped. Quadrobics, a new fitness trend, involves getting down on all fours and moving like an animal. Enthusiasts have been spotted crawling in parks like dogs, scaring kids. There are tutorials on how to leap like a cat and climb rocks like mountain goats. If Charles Darwin could see this, he'd be very disappointed.