A Diva's Christmas Carol

This TV movie might be the adaptation of Charles Dickens's "A Christmas Carol" that you don't remember - no cheeses for these meeces here - but it's by far my favourite.

- Darren Scott

Ebony Scrooge, a former member of '80s girl group Desire, isn't here for the holiday cheer, but she'll happily use the season to sell product ("Christmas is a marketing machine we cannot ignore!"). Hmm, sounds like someone I know...

First broadcast via VH1 on 13 December 2000, this sacred knowledge and artefact (aka a USA DVD release) was passed down to me - as so many things are in our community - by a gay friend who clearly knew it was exactly my "bag". It had somehow passed me by for nearly a decade! So consider this a Christmas gift - if you must - from me to you. You're welcome!