SILENCE OF THE SCAMS!

Hell-bent judges put muzzle on Lecter-loving Trump

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BLOWHARD Donald Trump risks talking himself into the big house after two judges muzzled him with restrictive gag orders— but the defiant ex-president insists he’s “willing to go to jail” to save democracy! 

Despite the former president’s histrionics, a political insider charges Trump is “all talk” and deathly afraid of getting thrown in the slammer — but the judges figure sooner or later they’ll get to toss him in the clink!

“This is Trump’s worst nightmare,” says the insider. “The last thing he wants is to go to some hellhole like New York City’s Rikers Island or even a cushy minimum-security federal lockup. He’d be dead meat in there — folks will eat his brains with fava beans and hooch!”

The unprecedented prospect of a former commander-inchief being imprisoned was sparked during a bombshell hearing where U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan issued a gag order on the combative GOP politico, declaring Trump does not have a license to personally attack special counsel Jack Smith or court officers.

“This is not about whether I like the language Mr. Trump uses,” said Chutkan. “This is about language that presents a danger to the administration of justice. His presidential candidacy does not give him carte blanche to vilify public servants who are simply doing their jobs.”