OOH-LA-LARD!

Prison could mean death sentence for doughboy Depardieu

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Gérard Depardieu weighs 350 pounds and is at risk for heart attack, stroke and kidney damage, experts share

AWAITING trial on ugly sexual assault charges, massive pudgeball Gérard Depardieu looks like a heart attack waiting to happen, while sources say the French acting icon fears he won't live to gobble another eclair if he's jailed and a medical expert warns he'll croak if he doesn't get help NOW!

The 76-year-old supersized star faces up to five years behind bars and a $80,947 fine if convicted of the sex charges and “knows he couldn't survive on prison food,” spills an insider.

“Gérard has lived this pampered existence and gorged on gourmet food and alcohol, and it's one of the reasons he's trying to postpone proceedings.